I mean I guess if you are one of the other people at the gym, you may be entertained by my complete lack of balance! You may be chuckling in your head, about the fact that, it's just a matter of time before the fat girl flies off the treadmill and lands who knows where!!!! I still can NOT let go of the bar and walk while swinging my arms, I get all discombobulated!! I know, weird!!! And every time I try swinging my arms, while I walk, I become some electrical conduit. I get shocked in the ears, from my ear buds and it turns off my Zune!! Yeah, if that's not a sign, I don't know what is... My fat stumps for arms are rubbing against my body so hard they build up static electricity and shock me!!!!! EAT a Carrot, right!!! LMAO!!! But seriously, I find all of this to be annoying beyond words!!! Last night I gave up after just 1 mile, went to the bathroom, groped my husband {who had big heavy manly weights in his hands}on the way back, and decided to bike for half an hour. Now the bike, that's another adventure... I'm too tall for the one height{midget}setting and so my knees hit the bars, {sometimes crushing my fingers between the bars and my knees}and I'm too short for the next setting {just above midget}so I can barely reach the peddles!! Yes, I'm serious!! I'm bored out of my mind on that stupid bike too!!! Don't believe me???? You tell me how stimulating this looks...
OH and here is proof that other people at the gym do not appreciate you taking pics of them either...
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